Katie - 22 - Bonafide Hustler

"Still though, I think if you're not self-obsessed, you're probably boring."

Extrovert, cynical political science major, Middle Earth obsessor and lover of shoes. I enjoy narwhals, baby animals, castles, and cheese. I tried to be a vegan a few times but it ended pretty horribly.

I am interested in dreary weather, verbosity, Europe (achin' to be Scottish m8), and John Steinbeck. I'm loud and obnoxious and think I'm really great 94% of the time. If you don't want a piece of that I suggest you just turn away.

(Source: movieluv)

(Source: unlit-vogue, via cruelladevils)

I’m pretty sure I’ve done the same thing as Tracy a million times.

LOOK AT ME GUYS I’M A MOOSE!!!!1!!1

(via the-girlieshow)

prydonian:

angry-comics | iggycakes:

HOLY NUCLEAR TIME BOMBS

HOLY ROLLER COASTERS

HOLY TRAFFIC JAMS

HOLY DOUBLE IDENTITIES

HOLY MAGNETIC MISSILES

HOLY ROCKETS

HOLY BANANA SPLITS

HOLY MACKEREL

HOLY SMOKE

HOLY CHILI WILLIES

HOLY HIGHWAY ROBBERY

HOLY SMOKE BOMB

HOLY TRAP DOOR

HOLY STRETCH MARKS

HOLY SPLIT PERSONALITIES

HOLY DOG PADDLE

HOLY HUMPTY DUMPTY

HOLY KAMIKAZE

HOLY LEVITATION

HOLY AGGRAVATION

HOLY BURNING TRASH

HOLY FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE

HOLY ALPHABET

HOLY BIRD MAN OF ALKATRAZ

HOLY LACK OF COURAGE

HOLY RUNNY NOSE

HOLY OUT OF CONTROL

HOLY NORTH POLE

HOLY ICICLES

HOLY CAN OPENERS

HOLY JAILBIRD

HOLY TKO

HOLY FORGET-ME-NOTS

HOLY DR.JEKYLL AND MR.HYDE

HOLY NO DEPOSIT NO RETURN

HOLY BAD NEWS

HOLY BOOB TUBE

HOLY HARPOONS

HOLY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

HOLY FAST ESCAPE

HOLY HOUDINI

HOLY SINKING SUMBARINES

HOLY HANGING BAT

HOLY LIGHTNING BOLT

HOLY CONSPIRACY

HOLY BRAINWASHING

I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

YOU NEED A NEW EXPLETIVE, ROBIN.

(via scaly-panties)

heathicorn:

“Oh my god. Ori, Dori, Nori, Bifur, Bombur, Bifur, Bofur, Gloin, Oin… Dori-Dori-Nori… this is a nightmare.”

 #ARAGORN TAKE THE WHEEL

(via stormborns)

Fassy would be the perfect Crowley. PERFECT.

(via starkreactor)

ARISE FAIR SUN, AND KILL THE ENVIOUS MOON

(via likeadoll)

(via oktyabrina)

ae-:

Cat Sweaters (by Kamil Krawczyk)

(via tigerwine)

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