Katie - 22 - Bonafide Hustler

"Still though, I think if you're not self-obsessed, you're probably boring."

Extrovert, cynical political science major, Middle Earth obsessor and lover of shoes. I enjoy narwhals, baby animals, castles, and cheese. I tried to be a vegan a few times but it ended pretty horribly.

I am interested in dreary weather, verbosity, Europe (achin' to be Scottish m8), and John Steinbeck. I'm loud and obnoxious and think I'm really great 94% of the time. If you don't want a piece of that I suggest you just turn away.

When someone takes me seriously 

whatshouldwecallme:

It’s like,

#literally burn my laptop

(via foreheadtittaes)

Reblog this so people know who you are 

Name: Katie
Tumblr Name: licorne
Nickname(s): I’ve held every nickname in the book, from Katrina to GAYASAUR!!!
Birthday: A day in the month of which I was born.
Status: Lump.
Random fact about you: In my previous life I was a bro. Seriously, a voodoo priest in New Orleans told me.
Hobbies/Interests:  

Do you smoke/drink: Wait a sec while I dial into Live Links.
Why Tumblr? So I can reblog incessantly while not having to exert any photoshopping effort of my own.

(via ewoks)

oh also I just found this on my computer from last year IT’S A WORK OF ART ISN’T IT