Katie - 22 - Bonafide Hustler

"Still though, I think if you're not self-obsessed, you're probably boring."

Extrovert, cynical political science major, Middle Earth obsessor and lover of shoes. I enjoy narwhals, baby animals, castles, and cheese. I tried to be a vegan a few times but it ended pretty horribly.

I am interested in dreary weather, verbosity, Europe (achin' to be Scottish m8), and John Steinbeck. I'm loud and obnoxious and think I'm really great 94% of the time. If you don't want a piece of that I suggest you just turn away.

When someone takes me seriously 

whatshouldwecallme:

It’s like,

Ross x dinosaurs

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I think it was Donald Mainstock, the great amateur squash player, who pointed out how lovely I was. Until that time, I think it was safe to say that I’d never really been aware of my own timeless brand of loveliness, but his words smote me because, of course, you see, I am lovely in a fluffy, moist kind of a way and who would have it otherwise? I walk – let’s be splendid about this – in a lightly accented cloud of gorgeousness that isn’t far short from being, quite simply, terrific. The secret of smooth, almost shiny, loveliness of the order of which we are discussing in this simple, frank, creamy, soft way, doesn’t reside in oils, unguents, balms, ointments, creams, astringents, milks, moisturizers, liniments, lubricants, embrocations or balsams, to be rather divine for just one noble moment; it resides, and I mean this in a pink, slightly special way, in one’s attitude of mind. To be gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely, all you have to do is to believe that one is gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely, and I believe it of myself. Tremulously, at first, and then with mounting heat and passion because, stopping off for a second to be super again, I’m so often told it. That’s the secret, really.

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suckstoyourblog:

tsitsho:

part of being a mawrter is graduating with a liquor tolerance even higher than your gpa

Bachelorette’s degree in Functioning Alcoholism.

Hear hear!

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gotquirks:

This is how I feel right now.

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ladyballs-:

GPOY.

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Jane: Do you ever think about these things before you say them?
Brad: Yeah, I do. I think, “Wow, that’s brilliant, I should say that out loud.” And then I say it out loud. And it’s spectacular. It exceeds my expectations.

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