Katie - 22 - Bonafide Hustler

"Still though, I think if you're not self-obsessed, you're probably boring."

Extrovert, cynical political science major, Middle Earth obsessor and lover of shoes. I enjoy narwhals, baby animals, castles, and cheese. I tried to be a vegan a few times but it ended pretty horribly.

I am interested in dreary weather, verbosity, Europe (achin' to be Scottish m8), and John Steinbeck. I'm loud and obnoxious and think I'm really great 94% of the time. If you don't want a piece of that I suggest you just turn away.

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Let Bartlet Be Bartlet (1.19) 

• Chairman Fitzwallace: We’re discussing gays in the military, huh?
• Major Thompson: Yes sir.
• Fitzwallace: What do you think? I said, what do you think?
• Thompson: Sir, we’re here to help the White House form a possible -
• Fitzwallace: I know. I’m asking you what you think.
• Major Tate: Sir, we’re not prejudiced toward homosexuals.
• Fitzwallace: You just don’t want to see them serving in the Armed Forces?
• Tate: No, sir, I don’t.
• Fitzwallace: Cause they pose a threat to unit discipline and cohesion.
• Tate: Yes sir.
• Fitzwallace: That’s what I think too. I also think the military wasn’t designed to be an instrument of social change.
• Tate: Yes sir.
• Fitzwallace: The problem with that is that what they were saying to me fifty years ago. Blacks shouldn’t serve with whites, it would disrupt the unit. You know what? It did disrupt the unit. The unit got over it. The unit changed. I’m an admiral in the U.S. Navy and chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Beat that with a stick.

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a day in the life of katie 

• me: i am either a) an asshole, b) too sarcastic, or c) brilliant beyond belief
• me: i choose d) all of the above
• kat: i think potentially all of those things
• me: i can't help it if my sense of humor goes over most people's heads. it's a blessing and a curse.
• kat: you're just too hilarious for most people to understand it.
• me: precisely. sometimes life feels lonely, but then i revel in my awesomeness and i feel better about myself.
• me: OKAY I'M GONNA GO WATCH LORD OF THE RINGS NOW BYYYYYYE XOXOXO

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